Pasajero

Dear Manong Driver,

I’m sorry if you feel insecure with my long legs but this legs are not responsible for the crack in your compartment door, they were there when I hopped in your jeep. Do you know it’s rude to shout at passengers? I want to lol (Laugh out loud) everytime I’ll caught you looking at my legs so you can shout at me again but too bad I can pull my legs back and forth, near and far from your compartment door, hehe I feel like a little teenage girl in a miniskirt when you stare at my hairy legs. (wink! wink!) Owww too bad! I asked to pull over already but you still weren’t able to shout at me again grumpy old guy phbbbt! Next time, try buying a jeep bigger than a hobbit I feel that you yourself is all squeezed up in your driver’s seat and be nice driver okay? you know what they say “basta Jeepney driver sweet lover”

sincerely

ethan INOSENTE

AKA -Pasajero