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Saturday, November 26, 2016

To the Guy Doing my Wife

To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife. 
1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old. 
2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you. 
3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up. 
4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot? 
5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks). 
6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentaly challenged. 
7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts. 
8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in. 
9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share. 
10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left. 
Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed. 
P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer. 
Thanks This was not writen by anyone named Jack S. 

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Gucci Mane Just Proposed to Keshia Kaior


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Monday, November 21, 2016

Kanye West Hospitalized After Canceling Tour Dates


According to TMZ, Kanye West was at his trainer Harley Pasternak's home at the time the call was placed and was "acting erratically."

Kanye West's wife, Kim Kardashian, rushed to be by his side after he was hospitalized in Los Angeles on Monday, a source told Us Weekly.

Kardashian was scheduled to appear at the Angel Ball honoring her late father Robert Kardashian in New York City on Monday night, after laying low since her robbery in Paris on October 3. Her sisters Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, along with mom Kris Jenner, still attended the event.

Kanye West was hospitalized after canceling the remainder of his Saint Pablo tour dates on Monday, November 21, Us Weekly can confirm.

A source familiar with the situation told NBC News that Los Angeles police responded to a medical welfare call about 1:20 p.m. PT. No criminal activity was involved and that the decision to hospitalize West was for his own health and safety. ((LAPD media relations confirmed to Us that police responded to a disturbance call that turned into a medical emergency around 1:20 p.m. PT.) According to TMZ, the rapper was taken to UCLA Medical Center and was evaluated for severe sleep deprivation. The site reports that West did not want to be taken to the hospital and "was restrained when he was transported."
A source close to the rapper tells Us however that West has "been suffering from exhaustion and sleep deprivation and went to the hospital today on his own will and under the consultation of his physician."

As previously reported by Us, West abruptly ended his show in Sacramento early on Saturday, November 19, after going off on a rant about Beyoncé, Jay Z, Hillary Clinton and the media. His wife, Kim Kardashian, jetted off to New York City early Monday morning and is expected to make an appearance at the Angel Gala in honor of her late father Robert Kardashian on Monday evening.
"He's just exhausted," another source told Us of why West pulled the plug on his remaining shows. "He's been working around the clock on fashion design, both his own line and the Adidas line. He's a notorious workaholic ... so balancing both that work — which is extremely important to him — and the rigors of the tour every night, it really wore him out. All the time spent away from his family has been a stress on him, as well. They are the most important to him. Obviously he's a professional and wants to give his fans a great experience, and I think his gut was telling him not to extend the tour through the end of the year, but he decided to push through. He doesn't want to give his fans anything less than the best."

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Will Kanye West actually run for president in 2020?


At the 2015 VMAs, Kanye West announced that in 2020 he would run for President of the United States.

Well now, since Donald Trump is the president-elect, will Kanye actually follow through on what he said?
At one point in his VMA speech, Kanye said he was on drugs.
“Ya’ll might be wondering, 'did he smoke something before he came out here?' The answer is yes, I rolled up a little something. I [took] the edge off.”
He ended his speech by declaring he would run for president.
“And yes, as you probably could have guessed by this moment, I have decided, in 2020, to run for president.”
This isn't the first time the outspoken Chicago rapper has dabbled in talk of politics. West is noted for criticism of President George W. Bush and the federal government's response after Hurricane Katrina.
He has also compared the world's fascination with his wife Kim Kardashian to that of First Lady Michelle Obama.
So, although the 2020 election is still more than 1400 days away, will it be Trump vs. West?

Electoral College: Make Hillary Clinton President on December 19



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We are calling on the Electors to ignore their states' votes and cast their ballots for Secretary Clinton. Why?
Mr. Trump is unfit to serve. His scapegoating of so many Americans, and his impulsivity, bullying, lying, admitted history of sexual assault, and utter lack of experience make him a danger to the Republic. 
Secretary Clinton WON THE POPULAR VOTE and should be President. 
 Hillary won the popular vote. The only reason Trump "won" is because of the Electoral College.
But the Electoral College can actually give the White House to either candidate. So why not use this most undemocratic of our institutions to ensure a democratic result?
SHE WON THE POPULAR VOTE.
There is no reason Trump should be President.
"It's the 'People's Will'"
No. She won the popular vote.
"Our system of government under our Constitution says he wins"
No. Our Constitution says the Electors choose.
"Too many states prohibit 'Faithless Electors'"
24 states bind electors. If electors vote against their party, they usually pay a fine. And people get mad. But they can vote however they want and there is no legal means to stop them in most states.




Wednesday, November 9, 2016

DONALD TRUMP WINS 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION



It’s all fun and games until Donald Trump becomes the 45th President of the United States.

The longest, most controversial and stressful presidential election has finally come to an end and Donald Trump takes the title.

Leading Hillary 288-215, he did what most of us thought he couldn’t do.
It’s safe to say that Hillary lost major states due to ignoring the white working class which ultimately caused some previous blue states to be overturned to Trump –like Pennsylvania–which accounts for 20 electoral votes and has historically been won by the Democratic Party.

And let’s not forget the reality of this elections whitelash. Trump supporters are a great example of what happens when a group of people with a common goal works together to see that goal come to fruition.

In recent political turmoil brexit happened, following an unexpected election outcome. Will American find a way to boot up for the next four years?

Within the popular vote Hillary was only one percent behind Trump. He raked in 56,505,857+ votes where as Hillary only brought in 56,322,837+ votes but we all
know the final say the electoral college has.

Friday, October 21, 2016

Shots Fired Near Gucci, Rick Ross, 2 Chainz And Meek Mill Video Set



There was a near-close call as gunshots rang out fairly close to Meek Mill, Rick Ross, 2 Chainz and Gucci Mane as they were shooting the video to their upcoming release “Buy Back the Block.”

The rappers were shooting a performance scene on an Atlanta rooftop when the gunfire erupted. The shooting was so close by that according to TMZ, all four artists immediately ducked for safety.

Thankfully, sources report that the gunfire didn’t occur happen on set, but rather a nearby apartment complex. No injuries were reported and no arrests were made.

After everything settled down, the talent and crew went back to business as usual and the video shoot was completed.

Good! We’re glad to hear everyone is okay!!